@LorieGZ

Pizza delivery guy just rang my doorbell & I didn’t order pizza. Told him he had wrong house, one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.

@LorieGZ

I thanked my husband for favoriting one of my tweets and he said: ‘Ya that was an accident.’

@LorieGZ

If you cancel your Twitter account it’s called Twittercide.

If you cancel your Facebook account it’s just called Smart.

@LorieGZ

‘A 12 year old invented an app….No pressure though.’

(Me to my kids)

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Tried to change the song playing on my daughters computer.
She said to me: ‘I’m going to put parental controls on it.’

@LorieGZ

Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?’

Kristen: ‘Mom you eat it all the time and I haven’t seen ANY improvement.’

@LorieGZ

Found $12 bucks today!
Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now.

@LorieGZ

I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I’m too excited to wait at home so I’m camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?

@LorieGZ

Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in!

My daughter: You shouldn’t wish for that..you’re the one that does the laundry!

@LorieGZ

My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight.