@LorieGZ
My kids bought a huge bag of flour, yet I don’t see any baking going on…are they waiting for me? They’re waiting for me, aren’t they?
@LorieGZ
@LorieGZ
Spent $500 on groceries today. Any minute now, one of my kids will list 10 things I forgot.
@LorieGZ
Pizza delivery guy just rang my doorbell & I didn’t order pizza. Told him he had wrong house, one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.
@LorieGZ
I thanked my husband for favoriting one of my tweets and he said: ‘Ya that was an accident.’
@LorieGZ
If you cancel your Twitter account it’s called Twittercide.
If you cancel your Facebook account it’s just called Smart.
@LorieGZ
‘A 12 year old invented an app….No pressure though.’
(Me to my kids)
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Tried to change the song playing on my daughters computer.
She said to me: ‘I’m going to put parental controls on it.’
@LorieGZ
Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?’
Kristen: ‘Mom you eat it all the time and I haven’t seen ANY improvement.’
@LorieGZ
Found $12 bucks today!
Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now.
@LorieGZ
I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I’m too excited to wait at home so I’m camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?