And then the devil said, “tell her to calm down.”
The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who’s murder you’re secretly plotting.
What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it’s Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister.
I’m not saying I hate you but if you
were on fire I’d bring sticks and marshmallows.