Is a rivalry between 2 vegetarians still called Beef?
How to be a politician: 1. Tell people what you’re going to do 2. Don’t do it 3. Change the subject.
One day she says “Treat me like a princess,” the next she’s pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women…
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re 2 ahead of most people.
In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.