“I trust him as far as I can throw him.”
Oh and we’re supposed to trust you, the guy who THROWS people?
how is beauty and the beast a “tale as old as time”? a lady hooks up with a big dog, and all the candles in the house start talking? I hope that hasn’t happened before
parents love texting “call me as soon as you can.” then being like “i just wanted to know if you’d seen westworld”
My neighbor said “I think the earth might be flat, sorry if I’m not politically correct.” no you’re just regular incorrect