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I don’t know which meme to get my news from today
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I’m voting for whoever my cat thinks I should and my vote counts just as much as yours
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I’m jealous of Eminem because my mom never made me spaghetti
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We all started out as eggs here.
Apparently, some just end up cracking.
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Dr: How are your new pills working?
Me: I cry, eat & want to sleep a lot
Dr: Those are common side effects
Me: Oh. They’re working fine then
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If you have to ask me if I want more cheese I’m just gonna assume you were dropped on your head as an adult.
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Distance doesn’t matter.
You can make someone miserable from anywhere.
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Him: *being flirty* I wish we met when we were young enough to still ruin each other’s lives
Me: *flirting back* I can still ruin your life
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If you lick me, I taste like vodka.
Okay, I taste like a potato, but still…
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One of my foster dogs chewed up my credit card and now my husband wants to keep him