When I die if anyone is all like, ‘She was so full of life,’ just know that it was mostly cheese that I was full of
I might use a few or 30 filters, but have never tried to pass someone else’s photos off as me.
Even when my first avi here was a pug, I let people know that I wasn’t really a pug
To all my friends who lost weight- I found it
“I enjoy long walks…”
I just ate some leftover mashed potatoes out of my hair, and I don’t even remember having mashed potatoes
I don’t know which meme to get my news from today
I’m voting for whoever my cat thinks I should and my vote counts just as much as yours
I’m jealous of Eminem because my mom never made me spaghetti
We all started out as eggs here.
Apparently, some just end up cracking.
Dr: How are your new pills working?
Me: I cry, eat & want to sleep a lot
Dr: Those are common side effects
Me: Oh. They’re working fine then