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When I die if anyone is all like, ‘She was so full of life,’ just know that it was mostly cheese that I was full of

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I might use a few or 30 filters, but have never tried to pass someone else’s photos off as me.
Even when my first avi here was a pug, I let people know that I wasn’t really a pug

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To all my friends who lost weight- I found it

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I just ate some leftover mashed potatoes out of my hair, and I don’t even remember having mashed potatoes

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I don’t know which meme to get my news from today

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I’m voting for whoever my cat thinks I should and my vote counts just as much as yours

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I’m jealous of Eminem because my mom never made me spaghetti

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We all started out as eggs here.
Apparently, some just end up cracking.

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Dr: How are your new pills working?
Me: I cry, eat & want to sleep a lot
Dr: Those are common side effects
Me: Oh. They’re working fine then