if you compliment a dude’s shirt, you better mean it, because that’s the only shirt he’ll wear out for the next five years.
much to think about
oh yeah? Well caterpillars also stay in bed for a month at a time and look how they turn out
Just found out that “April fools” is not a valid defense in a court of law
i absolutely refuse to drink any tap water till it’s gone though my brita filter that i haven’t changed in 5 years