@Macar00ny

*shoots self in foot*

“Damn i like the metaphor better”

@Macar00ny

Give a man a subtweet and he’ll be like “is this about me?” Teach a man to subtweet you’ll be like “is that about me?”

@Macar00ny

The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn’t know what to do so I ate it.