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Page of ManJuggs's best tweets

@ManJuggs : The guy I’ve been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don’t own any animals.

@ManJuggs: I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time.

@ManJuggs: Just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper "get out of me" and then start to cry. God I hate the Olive Garden.

@ManJuggs: If I ever go to prison,
I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth.

@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.