@ManvAlcohol

Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you’re no detective.

@ManvAlcohol

I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible’s first recorded STD.

@ManvAlcohol

I’m just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color.

@ManvAlcohol

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