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@Marcmywords2

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Today was so terrible, I thought
Steven Seagal was in it.

@Marcmywords2

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OK! EAT ME NOW
Oh! Too late

Bananas

@Marcmywords2

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Someone called me
yesterday and said,
“Hello, is this Ross”
I said ” no it’s Chandler”
And they hung up.

So much for trying to
be Friends.

@Marcmywords2

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LOOK A UFO!
Quick, grab the worst camera
money can buy.

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