I’m like a semicolon; most people don’t know what to do with me.
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who’s not on the keto diet and that makes me so happy.
You’re either passionately pro or anti-cilantro, there is no middle ground.
If you could only see yourself through my eyes, then you’d see how blurry you really are.
My daughter has fallen in with the wrong crowd at school and likes country music now.
Sorry, I called you by accident. I was actually just trying to delete your number from my phone.
Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom.