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Page of MarieLoerzel's best tweets

@MarieLoerzel : You're either passionately pro or anti-cilantro, there is no middle ground.

@MarieLoerzel: If you could only see yourself through my eyes, then you'd see how blurry you really are.

@MarieLoerzel: My daughter has fallen in with the wrong crowd at school and likes country music now.

@MarieLoerzel: Sorry, I called you by accident. I was actually just trying to delete your number from my phone.

@MarieLoerzel: Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom.