We’ve got some pretty upscale, sophisticated people coming over tonight, so I’m putting out the classy spittoon.
Of all the dinosaurs at yoga class, T-Rex was the worst at downward-facing dog.
If the pandemic has taught us anything, it’s how much we can do with our knuckles and elbows.
Every zoo is a petting zoo if you can run fast enough.
Me: I’ll see you in court, Counselor!
Her: Sir, I just asked if you want your Happy Meal to go.
Me: You can’t handle the truth!
If God really didn’t want Adam to take a bite, he should have made it the broccoli of good and evil.
If dinosaurs were still alive, people would do a lot more running.