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@MarloMeekins : Satan why do u have pitchfork? Lotta hay in hell is there? Ok idiot

@MarloMeekins: Human: your name is Flipper
Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND

@MarloMeekins: F•r•i•e•n•d•s only its D•o•g•s
but instead of claps in the theme song,

@MarloMeekins: 1. Get preg
2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using
Satanic alchemy
3. Give birth to yourself
4. Old body dies
5. Be a baby