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Page of Michabean's best tweets

@Michabean : Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high.

@Michabean: My family made a pact that I'm the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I'll slow them down. That's my workout motivation.

@Michabean: Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you.