“I love my Job!” -Job’s wife
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar*
*Snickers*
*Tucks shirt in*
“Goodnight, shirt.”
I’m gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I’ve been wanting to get in that field for years.
“Why don’t you just tell her how you feel?”
“Well, alright.”“Girl, I feel with my nerves.”
Don’t “psh” me, Coca Cola I just opened.