I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you’re talking on it
My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I’m going to try this with my co-workers.
Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.
*logs onto Facebook*
*sees 347 ultrasound pictures*
*logs off forever*