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@MrTimothyClark : BRIAN MAY: It was an accident. Let's dump the body and split, we'll meet up again this time tomorrow. Remember, no one can know about this. Can't tell your friends, can't tell your wives. You can't even tell your own mamas. Understood?

FREDDIE MERCURY: (already humming) got it