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Page of MsCarlissima's best tweets

@MsCarlissima : "Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."

-- First person to find a mummy

@MsCarlissima: To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell "YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?" into my phone, then slam down the receiver.

@MsCarlissima: My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."

*Soft kiss*