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@MsSkaarsgard : People are allowed to change their mind, I whisper, as I reach for a third Cinnabon.
@MsSkaarsgard: Welcome to 40. You keep a pair of tweezers in the car now because goddamn that visor mirror is good.
@MsSkaarsgard: Me: Omg $6 for a pair or socks? That's bloody outrageous.
Also me: $400 for my hair done? Sure, that sounds fine.
@MsSkaarsgard: Wives all up in arms about their husband's leaving or cheating and I'm all, hush now sweetie, SEE THE GIFT YOU'RE BEING GIVEN.