A step-by-step guide on how to not finish anything.
Step One: Have kids.
The loudest sound on Earth is my child asking an inappropriate question about another customer at the grocery store.
Bedtime:
Brush teeth
Put on pjs
Read
Turn off light
Put them back in bed
Put them back in bed
Threaten everything they love
Put them back
What I thought I would say as a parent:
“You are going to change the world.”What I say as a parent:
“Stop licking the window.”