First draft: “I’ve almost finished it”
Final draft: “it’s almost finished me”
Active voice: “I love your article”
Passive voice: “Your article is loved”
Passive-aggressive voice: “I love the potential this article had”
Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
Never date someone just for their body. Intros, conclusions, and section transitions matter.
Microsoft word: “I’ll do anything to enhance your writing and editing experience, just ask”
Me: “I’d like to add comments to footnotes”
Microsoft word: “eat shit!”
Start of the article: but what if only three people read it
End of the article: at least only three people will read it