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@NYorNothing : Sex is like pizza, there’s NO reason it should ever involve vegetables
@NYorNothing: I’m happy my date didn’t snoop in my medicine cabinet but sad I spent an hour setting up 40 ping pong balls in there for nothing
@NYorNothing: Him: Are u free later?
Me: No I’m expensive all the time
@NYorNothing: My ex texted me today to tell me he has not one, but two dates this week. Anyone else have useless information I don’t care about to confess?
@NYorNothing: Me: We should set up a play date
Hot dad at park: You have a kid?
Me: No, I said WE should