The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving..
My jeans say “no more Christmas goodies” but my leggings are like “we got you, gurrrl”
If I was a funeral director, I’d tell everyone “I’ll see you later” & then wink, because it’s fun to freak people out.
We’re adults. It’s bad enough we selfie. Don’t make it worse with the surprise face selfie