My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings
I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop
Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse
Capitalism is making me sad so I’m going to buy myself a little something.
Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet.
Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese.