If I’ve learned anything from Disney, it’s this:
If you happen across a woman’s corpse, in the forest? Kiss it.
“There’s more than one way, to skin a cat.”
Things not to say to a woman, when they ask if you prefer shaved or trimmed.
All I said is, I prefer a fresher corpse. Don’t make this weird.
Me: I don’t have a jealous bone, in my body.
Fibula: Silently plots revenge.
Women: The best part of my day, is taking off my bra.
Men: Same.