Whenever I’m in doubt, I ask myself “What would Jesus do?” then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren’t brilliant
When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight…
to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward.
I am having an out of money experience.
My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
UNNATURAL ~>Homosexuality
NATURAL ~> Virgins giving birth, talking snakes, dead coming back to life, walking on water.
Confused yet?
What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?
– Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked?
-No.
– Do you want some?
I bet that in China they tattoo themselves with stupid shit in English.
My new diet consists in killing anyone who tells me I’m fat.
Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?
I received some boob pics. Some of you men really have nice boobs.