@NottaBigDeal

The first rule of fight club is to ask her, “Is that what you’re wearing?”

@NottaBigDeal

I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn’t want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion.

@NottaBigDeal

I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say “you’re gross”.