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The first rule of fight club is to ask her, “Is that what you’re wearing?”
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I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn’t want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion.
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I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say “you’re gross”.