Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely.
Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*
Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don’t use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh.
Am I…are we… is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it.
Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
You can’t rush stupid.
If a party with all dudes is called a “sausage fest”, I request that we start calling all girl parties “taco time”.
Objects in the mirror may appear like you’ve been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years.