Four polite Canadians arrive at a four way stop sign simultaneously.
…The end.
Sharks don’t kill people. Tornados with sharks kill people.
If you love something, let it go. But if you love two things, space them out. For example, let a koala go at least three days before a lion.
I had my demons exercised and they became quite large and intimidating demons, so I guess spelling is nine tenths of the law of possession.
Your body is like Wonderbread…
Your body is a Rubberband…
Your body is like Disneyland…John Mayer first drafts.