I’m gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it’d atleast be a little funny.
Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username ‘Voldemort69’ again
4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth.
I wonder what my future wife is doing right now..
“Haha those ‘said no one ever’ jokes are pretty funny” -said no one ever
Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how’d he ever survive.