Hear me out: a Menstrual pad shaped like dinosaurs called The Jurassic Period
The existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of Kylo Stimpy.
What do you get when you expose a cow to radioactive waste?
A Mootation
ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska she seems cold and distant
Me: I got really cranky with Alexa this morning because she wouldn’t respond to any of my queries.
Wife: What? Why?
Me: I was calling her Siri.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: I’m naming our next kid.
me: I want to spend a month on a desserted island
Wife: you mean deserted?
Me: no
I want to open a coffee shop at the Family Law Court called Grounds for Divorce
What idiot called it celiac disease when they could have gone with gluten for punishment?