Man: Is there a doctor in the house?
Dr: I have a PHD in literature
Man: This man is having a heart attack!
Dr: Thou know’st ’tis common; all that lives must die…
When the going gets stupid, the stupid, stupid harder.
I’ll bet Waldo owed some people money. You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
[2 men standing in an empty basement together]
Man 1: “Alright, maybe we should tell a few people about Fight Club.”