When the going gets stupid, the stupid, stupid harder.
When I was a teenager, nobody told me about incense. So every time I smoked pot, I covered up the smell by cooking a whole meatloaf.
I’ll bet Waldo owed some people money. You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
[2 men standing in an empty basement together]
Man 1: “Alright, maybe we should tell a few people about Fight Club.”