I hear they’re banning honking up there in Canada. Those geese are gonna be pissed…
Doing taxes in the 90s:
Clippy pops up
“I see you’re trying to scam the tax system. Would you like help?”
Daylight Saving Time is a scam. It was originally pushed through Congress by Big Candle.
Her: I haven’t had sex in so long, I miss it
Me: Well we could…
Her: Not that much.
Being stuck at home for the last 3 months and waiting for FedEx today makes me understand why dogs go nuts when the mailman shows up.