Years ago I went to a job placement agency.
I left disappointed.
Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut.
Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook.
We get it already.
You got laid once.
Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women.
If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.
Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day.
Me: How many more until you get a personality?
Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together?
The air hockey table.
All our bathrooms have one.