Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head
I reached the summit’s peak, spoke to the Oracle, and she says you have to let me finish the rest of your m&m’s
Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant
You’re erasing syllables to make the word shorter. I’m adding syllables to make the word longer. We are not the samerino
I’d like to make a blanket statement right now to say that fleece is far superior to wool.