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@P0tterhead_394 : I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, "Wow. That's annoying." and you're like, "I know."

@P0tterhead_394: My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.

@P0tterhead_394: Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes

@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.

@P0tterhead_394: "You have a very large package downstairs."

I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office.