*At the Carnival*
Me: How much for the petting zoo?
Person: What?
*Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does…
*Pays bills*
*Bank turns off debit card for suspicious activity*
Therapist: Do u ever feel like hurting yourself
Me: No
T: What about other people
Me:……………………………………………..No
*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat*
*I’m still not sure*