(hours before leaving on a road trip)
You know what, let’s give ourselves an entire makeover.
You ever just look at your spouse and KNOW they’re the one you want to fall asleep really soon so you don’t have to share your pizza rolls with?
Staring at my Barbie Dream House and realizing there’s a lot of places for spiders to hide in there. As one does.
Did give Husband a haircut after three cocktails, but he thinks it looks great because three cocktails.
Too close to dinner for lunch now. I’ll just have a few fresh veggies and half a bag of potato chips to tide me over.
Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.
No, YOU forgot you colored your hair and nearly screamed because there was a strange woman in your hotel bathroom.