Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, “there’s plenty more married men out there.”
Where have you been all my life?
Can you go back there?
If God had a sense of humor herpes would glow in the dark.
Amish guys have to rowboat their wives.
I’m tired of 19 year olds thinking they’re special for being hot. You’re 19 You’re supposed to be hot. Call me when you’re 45 and hot.