“What do you see in him?”
– me to the x-ray tech imaging my kid
I argued otherwise, but the shoe inserts ended up improving my posture, so I stand corrected.
Investing in beetcoin
Balloons take up a certain amount of space in the package, but if you want to know how big they’ll be when in use you have to adjust for inflation.
It’s actually a little puzzling that the Centaurs for Disease Control didn’t approve horse dewormer.
“uh… dare.”
-Pinocchio
“What did I ever see in him?” – the Invisible Man’s ex
Cain was the first to call out Abelism.
Academia sounds like a disease. But it’s actually much worse.
Sorry, but Spotify sounds like the opposite of a stain remover and why would I want it?
A Freudian sitcom would be How I Meant Your Mother
Please tell me there’s a veterinary text on ruminants called Graze Anatomy
Lord, grant me the temerity to demand others change the things I cannot change, blindness to the things I can, and narcissism to do it all on Twitter.