@Paige__xxx

*Refuses to go to the gym

Adds resistance training to workout list.

@Paige__xxx

Today, I’ve been cleaning. And by cleaning I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.

@Paige__xxx

Me: tries to sleep
Brain:
M:
B:
M:
B:
M:
B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?

@Paige__xxx

Marriage means commitment. So does insanity.

Coincidence?