People are so confusing! This guy asked for “thirsty” DM’s
“Make it look like you really want it!” he stressed.I sent a ton of pics of me chugging various beverages. I even tried to look thirsty in every single one. I’m now blocked!
A taser but for people who say “it is what it is”.
*Refuses to go to the gym
Adds resistance training to workout list.
[ during sex ]
Can we make a food baby? I’m hungry.
Today, I’ve been cleaning. And by cleaning I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.
Me: tries to sleep
Brain:
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B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?
Marriage means commitment. So does insanity.
Coincidence?