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Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself

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“Billie Jean” is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean

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Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie

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How to run faster:

1. Drink a lot of water
2. Wait till u have to pee
3. Start running

You’re welcome

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What’s the name of that Adam Sandler’s movie were he plays an immature adult?