@PanicRestroom : Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself
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@PanicRestroom: That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner
@PanicRestroom: If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic
@PanicRestroom: He died doing what he loved: being alive
@PanicRestroom: "Billie Jean" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
@PanicRestroom: It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt
@PanicRestroom: Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie
@PanicRestroom: How to run faster:
1. Drink a lot of water
2. Wait till u have to pee
3. Start running
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@PanicRestroom: I'm so hungry that I can eat a Centaur
@PanicRestroom: What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?