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Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself
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That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner
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If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic
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He died doing what he loved: being alive
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“Billie Jean” is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
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It’s weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt
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Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie
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How to run faster:
1. Drink a lot of water
2. Wait till u have to pee
3. Start runningYou’re welcome
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I’m so hungry that I can eat a Centaur
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What’s the name of that Adam Sandler’s movie were he plays an immature adult?