Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself
That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner
If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic
He died doing what he loved: being alive
“Billie Jean” is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
It’s weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt
Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie
How to run faster:
1. Drink a lot of water
2. Wait till u have to pee
3. Start runningYou’re welcome
I’m so hungry that I can eat a Centaur
What’s the name of that Adam Sandler’s movie were he plays an immature adult?
Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens
Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?
I didn’t say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date
He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath
Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.