The best part of an argument is the make up sex…unless you’re fighting with your brother.
Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade.
Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included.
My autocorrect changes cunts to China. Hey don’t blame me. I’m not the racist code programmer.
I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch.