You may recognize me from many TikTok videos playing the role of Mom Who Talks Because She Doesn’t Know Camera Is On
Who puts a banana in their pocket anyway
Has anyone ever pissed you off so much that you just want to strangle them but then you realize you were overreacting so you calm down after 2 or 3 decades
Welcome to your 40s. Time moves much faster now. Welcome to your 50s
This selfie angle isn’t to make me look thin, it’s so you can check me for lice
Ask yourself, “do I like finding socks in every room of the house?” and if the answer is yes, unprotected sex is right for you.
My husband lost 10 lbs without trying. I’m waiting for him to apologize.
You’re never too old to set goals. For example, today I’m not going to pee in my pants.
Don’t count the days. Make the days count. Make the months do subtraction. Make the weeks recite the alphabet
If you love her, shout it from the rooftops. Tell everyone around you. Tell the internet. Tell the cashier at cvs. Tell a hobo. Tell her husband. Whatever.