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Preschool Registration form: What’s one word you would use to describe your child?
*writes in all caps: RELENTLESS.

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If you’ve never said “I love you too” in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed.

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Spoiler alert: The fairytale ends with the prince at work, 3 whiney kids, and you are cinderella AND the wicked witch.

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Husband: I’m going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax.
Me: sounds awesome!
H: Will you get them ready for me?

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I don’t envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun.

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Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.

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Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent.
All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it