Preschool Registration form: What’s one word you would use to describe your child?
*writes in all caps: RELENTLESS.
If you’ve never said “I love you too” in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed.
Spoiler alert: The fairytale ends with the prince at work, 3 whiney kids, and you are cinderella AND the wicked witch.
Husband: I’m going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax.
Me: sounds awesome!
H: Will you get them ready for me?
I don’t envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun.
Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.
Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent.
All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it