my only concern about UFOs is if they’re staying they should be paying their fair share in taxes.
men, we mow at sunrise.
i was carrying a 15′ handrail through menards when i jokingly challenged a lady to a jousting match. later, when i thought i saw her again in the parking lot, i said ‘are you ready to joust!” but it wasn’t the same lady.
they’re trying to stop me from entering the movie theater with my spoon and a half a watermelon.
an airline just for babies.
hamburger doesn’t need your help.
teach a man to fish and fish will hate him forever.
clark, the office penguin, raised his fin and voted “no” on implementing a “casual friday”.