@PettyRuxpin83
I’m not fascinated by you unless you’re a potato
@PettyRuxpin83
@PettyRuxpin83
Dm: Hi
Me: but have you even accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior?
@PettyRuxpin83
spinach is nowhere near as delicious as Popeye led us to believe
@PettyRuxpin83
I located my husband. He binge watched season 3 of Cobra Kai in one evening then left home to start his own dojo. Please respect my privacy at this time.
@PettyRuxpin83
Being a mom means always wondering where that pee smell came from
@PettyRuxpin83
love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
*herpes
@PettyRuxpin83
I have zero sexual interest in you
you’re not Peter Dinklage
@PettyRuxpin83
my internet boyfriend is cheating on me with my other internet boyfriend
@PettyRuxpin83
this is my fancy nightgown it only has one stain
@PettyRuxpin83
I don’t have time to get to know you
Be cool immediately