I’m not fascinated by you unless you’re a potato
Me: but have you even accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior?
spinach is nowhere near as delicious as Popeye led us to believe
I located my husband. He binge watched season 3 of Cobra Kai in one evening then left home to start his own dojo. Please respect my privacy at this time.
Being a mom means always wondering where that pee smell came from
love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
I have zero sexual interest in you
you’re not Peter Dinklage
my internet boyfriend is cheating on me with my other internet boyfriend
this is my fancy nightgown it only has one stain
I don’t have time to get to know you
Be cool immediately